YOGURT

I have to say, Eru is my favorite of all your characters. Mostly because she'd be a perfect match for Donovan Cameo, and few girls are.

For one thing, she has the gentle, kind personality he needs considering the shit he's seen in his life. On the other hand, she can totally treat him like shit and he wouldn't care, since he'd feel it's his duty to do anything she wanted him to do. With how long he's lived, he has a deep knowledge of many subjects, including things like hair care, fashion, and other feminine things (though he has mannish knowledge as well, that's just one of his many facets). He can cook, he can clean, he can sew, he can give manicures and pedicures. Even knows how to give a good back and foot rub. But most of all, he'd love her no matter how much she treated him like a work horse. Because, let's face it, she tends to do that to the men in her life.

The amusing part of their interactions is that Don is so serious and uptight that Eru might actually get him to warm up a bit. Show him how to let loose and enjoy life. He's lived so long and seen so much sh*t that life has become dull to him. He can't even enjoy the little things in life. I honestly think Eru could get him to loosen up.

But the hilarious thing about the relationship would be... her boobs wouldn't mean anything to him. Don goes for the Delicious Flat Chest. That's why I find it hilarious to pair him up with a busty girl. At least he has his admiration of sexy legs to fall back on. Not that he'd admit it.