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World's largest slice... by hewhowalksdeath World's largest slice... by hewhowalksdeath
...slice of strawberry cake. For :iconstrangerthenever: who's turning 17 on 19th July this year.

Planned, Baked and Hosted by Eru L.

(and carried here by me, Paul L. ... now would you excuse me...I need...an ice pack......*groan*)
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:iconcyberweasel89:
Cyberweasel89 Featured By Owner May 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Donovan: Ushiko, perhaps you should give young Paul a hand.

Ushiko: Why me?

Donovan: You have far more physical strength than anyone here.

Ushiko: Fine. *walks over to Paul and takes the plate of cake from him, lifting it over her head with one hand*

Mable: *tends to Paul to see if he's okay*

Trog: Um... Eru... is cake... good?
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011
Paul:...t-thank you....
Eru:...(puts her finger on the cake and tastes it* mmm~ ^^
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:iconcyberweasel89:
Cyberweasel89 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Ushiko: Don't mention it, hun.

Mable: *sits down and places Paul's head in her lap, leaning over to check him and smothering his face with her bosom*

Donovan: ..... That is precisely why I prefer women flat. That wouldn't happen. =.=

Ushiko: Oooo, a rare admission of your fetish, Donny?

Donovan: Drat. #>.>#

Trog: *gazes down at its own B cups* v.v
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2011
Paul: O___O
Eru: still munching on a cake* you okay, Paul?
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:iconcyberweasel89:
Cyberweasel89 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Mable: ? *oblivious*

Donovan: He shall be fine, assuming he is "into that".

Trog: Into that?

Donovan: Merely my attempt at using more modern dialogue.

Ushiko: Erection in 5... 4... 3... 2...
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011
Paul: AAGH! HAVE SOME DECENCY MAN! (at Ushiko*)
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:iconcyberweasel89:
Cyberweasel89 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Ushiko: ? I'm a woman. I was counting down toward YOUR erection, you silly boy.

Mable: ? (still oblivious)

Donovan: ...

Trog: o.o *shifts legs uncomfortably*
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011
Paul: O_O...you're a woman?
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:iconhamnzo:
hamnzo Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
lol nice, cute outfit on her! :D
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2009
yep, it's her "party dress"
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:iconcyberweasel89:
Cyberweasel89 Featured By Owner May 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Trog: *stares with awe*

Ushiko: We should get you in a dress some time, Trog. You're always wearing those... rags?

Trog: Um... Th-They're made from dried cave moss fibers...

Donovan: Wait, Trog in a dress? But... wouldn't that be crossdressing?

Ushiko: *facepalms*

Trog: ?
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner May 29, 2011
Eru: I don't think so, it fits her.
Paul: it's uh...Trog's...um...
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:iconcyberweasel89:
Cyberweasel89 Featured By Owner May 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Ushiko: She has boobs, doesn't she? B-cups, but still boobs. So she's a girl by my standards.

Donovan: Yes, but he also has the genitalia of a mammalian male. Do pardon the language, young Trog.

Trog: o.o?

Ushiko: Part woman is still woman to me. She has more girl parts than boy parts... right?

Trog: Ummm... #>.>#
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner May 30, 2011
ErU: (in her head:...futa?)
Paul: o,o..."she" has a....
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:iconcyberweasel89:
Cyberweasel89 Featured By Owner May 31, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Ushiko: Dick, pussy, boobs, AND balls. X3

Donovan: How improper! I do apologize, young Trog.

Trog: ##########>.<##########
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Elitekaiju Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009
um...thats...one big cake slice....can i have some?
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009
me: anything to get rid of some of the weight...
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:iconelitekaiju:
Elitekaiju Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009
*swallows the giant cake slice* mmmm yummy
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2009
me:...advances slightly* MOAR!!! EAT MOAR!!!
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:iconelitekaiju:
Elitekaiju Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2009
*swallows you too*
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:iconazuita:
Azuita Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my O_O;; W-would you like some help carrying that cake @_@;; And why isn't Eru helping?! X< She's just standin' there!
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2009
Eru: poses*
me: cuz...she's...um....yougotapoint! ERU! HELP ME CARRY THIS-THIS THING!!!!!!
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:iconazuita:
Azuita Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me: *takes the other side of the cake and lifts it up* O_<;; Holy cow! Who ever's gonna be eating this is gonna gain aloooooot of carbs.
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
eru: eating it but suddenly stops *

O_O... ... ... o_o... ... ... everything in life is so joyous yet God made it all so unfair by giving every piece of it consequences... ... ... the cruel irony...
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:iconazuita:
Azuita Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't think it's possible for Eru to get fat.
It all goes to her bust. o_<;
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
eru: o_o... ... oh, so now I'm going to be a freak...
me: :o
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:iconcyberweasel89:
Cyberweasel89 Featured By Owner May 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Negotiator: NO! NOT A FREAK! EVERY GIFT IS SACRED, ESPECIALLY YOUR GIFT!

Ushiko: Are you sure you're not just jealous, Neflatiator?

Negotiator: #>.># *snaps her finger*

Gabriel: *pokes Ushiko in the huge boob with his double-barrel shotgun* Grrrhrrrr...

Ushiko: Eru... Paul... Azuita... little help? ''o.o
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner May 29, 2011
Eru: um...o_o...Neflatiator?
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Xinom Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
where the heck even you get that gigantic cake?! YOU STOLE IT FROM A GIANT THAT LIVED ABOVE THE CLOUDS???!!!
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2009
Dianne: NOW SHE'S NOT A WUSS! UNLIKE YOU! NOW DICTATE!
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:iconxinom:
Xinom Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Y'know what?! I know that word you using! it just im a skool president but dont think im not understand that word, you flat!
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:iconnetbattlerrobert:
Netbattlerrobert Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2009
Me:Happy birthday Stranger..Eru..how are you holding that cake?
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2009
eru: oh? I'm not holding anything~ 83

me: weight...inevitable...too...big...
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:iconnetbattlerrobert:
Netbattlerrobert Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2009
Me:..oh..o.o..didn't see you back there L.P XD Need some help over there?
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009
eru: oh he's fine~ (slaps him in the back*0 so what cha doing here kiddo?
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:iconnetbattlerrobert:
Netbattlerrobert Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009
Me: Came by to say happy birthday to Strengerthannever..untill I saw the giant cake..Did..Did you make that o.o...I didn't even think they could be that big..
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009
eru: yeah! I'm as surprised as you are! XD
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:iconnetbattlerrobert:
Netbattlerrobert Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009
Me: Need any help there L.P?
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2009
me:...not moving*
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:iconsintaro:
sintaro Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009
-Still looking at Eru's neckline- Sweet... ah, wait, does somebody mentioned something about cake?
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009
eru: big cake~
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:icongodzillakiryu91:
GodzillaKiryu91 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009
This is cool. Great job!

p.s. Happy Birthday Stranger!
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2009
eru: THANKS! 8D
me:...crushing...pain...so heavy...
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:icongodzillakiryu91:
GodzillaKiryu91 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2009
Jake: Can I have a piece?
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009
eru: 8D....was that a joke? (points out that the cake is already a "piece")

me:...weight...crushing..legs...can't support...
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GodzillaKiryu91 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009
Jake: Uh, is he going to ber okay?
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009
eru: oh he's fine~ he's just resting!

me: twitching*
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:icongodzillakiryu91:
GodzillaKiryu91 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009
Jake: Uh, if you insist.
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2009
me: stops twitching*
eru: O_O....o_o
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:iconstranger-d-eternal:
Stranger-D-Eternal Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Me:OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME!*inhaling*And who might you be,lady?

Psycho:Wow,that's some slice of cake...Where's the rest of it?

PS:I'M TURNING 17 THIS YEAR! :XD:
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