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Melons or melons? by hewhowalksdeath Melons or melons? by hewhowalksdeath
"Well boys? what would it be? This Big juicy melon? or this firm melon?"

the lady asks, what would it be?

Ilza Hazkaphet (c) mine
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:icondantesparda90:
Dantesparda90 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011
Alec: Oh behave :iconaustinpowersplz:
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011
plays the Austin Powers theme*
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:icondantesparda90:
Dantesparda90 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011
Alec: *dose the austin powers dance*
Dude I can't believe somone actualy remembers austin powers
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
dude, how could anyone forget, The Mojo, Baby~ Yeah~!
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:icondantesparda90:
Dantesparda90 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011
yeah. man oh btw She's *pointe to her* is shagedelic
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:iconelitekaiju:
Elitekaiju Featured By Owner May 21, 2009
lol, i will take the big juicy melon plz
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner May 21, 2009
Ilza: tosses a melon at you*
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:iconelitekaiju:
Elitekaiju Featured By Owner May 24, 2009
catches it and walks off happly
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:iconkrackizwak:
krackizwak Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2008
what happened *shakes head to get sand out*
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:iconsintaro:
sintaro Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008
Hmn decisions, decisions, those are never easy, specially when one has lateral thinking and likes the middle points... the center focused solutions, the... mnn... non orthodox exits, and the answers with some more... flesh. XD. OK, I better cut the double sense stuff off.

Really gorgeous, the pose, the style of coloring, the face... just a refreshing view for sore eyes, aster a long day.
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008
yes, brother! relax, take a break and have a kitkat....

or this in this situation, a melon! ^__^
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:iconsintaro:
sintaro Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008
Yeah, may be one... or two... XD
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008
me: YOU HEARD THE MAN! TWO!
Ilza: threw both melons at you*
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:iconsintaro:
sintaro Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2008
-Catching them-

Hmn, perfect for a drink... but not for me, I don't like fruit ones -giving it to a Bar-man so he makes a drink-

Barman- Miss, the man at the bar sent this to you.

-I salute, then I take my whisky, I put some bucks on the bar, and I go, to ride to the sunset- ... -Motorcycle Throttle-

(XD).
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2008
a man with a long blue hair took it*

man: oh thanks but the gal who wuz seating hir just left! (drinks it*)
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:iconsintaro:
sintaro Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2008
- Whatever, I payed it with money taken from your wallet I took during the previous chat XD - --w--
" Oh yeah? well, Check mate"
-Homer Simpson-
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2008
Ilza: he got you!
me: shut up, island woman...
Ilza: aww~:hug:
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:iconkrackizwak:
krackizwak Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
well hmmmm i guess the water melon...it looks nice and big
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
Ilza: okay then! (threw the watermelon at you*) here catch!
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:iconkrackizwak:
krackizwak Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2008
*runs towards watermelon and splat!!!* well i guess catching it with your face is still catching
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008
Ilza: is that a molar on the sand?...and blood?
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:iconkrackizwak:
krackizwak Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008
Maybe...i feel dizzy I'm gonna sit down *falls*
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008
Ilza: O__O...(shoves a few sand over you*)
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:iconkrackizwak:
krackizwak Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2008
*buried alive* mmmm melons
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2008
Ilza: hey, he's alive! cool!
me: shouldn't we take him out?
Ilza:8D....why?
me: e,e (starts to dig you out*)
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:iconkrackizwak:
krackizwak Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
hmmm i think ill have to go with melons otherwise my girlfriend might get mad lolz << >>
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
Ilza: which one? watermelon or platinum melon?
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:iconazuita:
Azuita Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
(Lawl Imma Jump in)
Numb: (Yew can find what he looks like in my gallery 8D) ...e-e... Are no melons an option or do we /have/ to take one...
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
Ilza: it all depends, boy! This melons are nice, juicy and why are you looking at my-...oh....
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:iconazuita:
Azuita Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Numb: O///e;
No... NO REALLY I DIDN'T MEAN TO... Like... Ummm... *looks into the beach* -Thinks: Dammit what have I got myself into =_=; -

XD
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
Ilza: so, what will it be? big or firm?
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:iconazuita:
Azuita Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Numb: =_=;; F-firm... As in... The melon... Wich I can eat, right? I can eat the melon? *looks at all the other people who had several melons tosed at their faces* You won't... Chuck it at me? ^ ^;
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008
Ilza: (freezes melons with her power and broke all of them with a single chop*) okay, say "Ah"...~:heart:
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:iconazuita:
Azuita Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Numb: ...*blushing a bit he opens his mouth wide* >//o//<
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008
Ilza: stuffs a watermelon* okay! here's your share!
me: hey guys, what's up?
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:iconhamnzo:
hamnzo Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
Let me think about that in the bathroom.
lol very nice!
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2008
Ilza:...bathroom?
me: (whispers to her ear*)
Ilza: O___O!
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:iconhamnzo:
hamnzo Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
lol :rofl:
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
Ilza: YOU PERV!...me likey~:heart:
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:iconkillerargoth:
KillerArgoth Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Damn, you got better at coloring :ohnoes:

and i'd like the big and juicy ones :drool:
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2008
Ilza: okay! here you go! (hands you the watermelon*) big and juicy! just the way you like it!
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:iconkillerargoth:
KillerArgoth Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh boy! :iconexcitedplz:
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:iconeyt:
eyt Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2008
oh nice boobies :love:
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2008
Ilza: you want a melon?
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:iconeyt:
eyt Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2008
Me: ooh umm.....*looks around* not sure umm...you see....Salin is somewhere around here and ...i dont wanna break her heart ^^'
sorry but no.. but nice melons though :XD:
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2008
Ilza: -___-...Mmm...yeah...(plants your face unto her boobs*)
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:iconeyt:
eyt Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2008
Me: HEY Hmmhmmhmmmm! *pushes away* NO NO dont do that DX
please...i know your very hot and sexy but....*whispers* I dont want Roomi to find out and...i really dont want Salin to get sad
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:iconhewhowalksdeath:
hewhowalksdeath Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
Ilza:...you kinda remind me of that limpy of a boy L.P. nice lad, that's what I like about him! okay fine, you win! here (gave ya a slice of melon*)
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:iconeyt:
eyt Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
me: ooh L.P. ...hehe yea he is cool XD
oh umm...thank you =). Ok then...gtg
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:icontoshirotheknightwolf:
ToshirotheKnightWolf Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Dave: :iconnosebleedplz: i'll try both!!!!
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